Time

Time is just whooshing by these days, my friends. I think I will go time-hunting later.

What's this? You haven't heard of time hunting? Why, all it involves is an obtainment of a glass bottle or two and the subsequent capturing of some time. Don't forget the cork. Simple, really.

And I hear it can earn you the big bucks.

(retro alarm clocks from Home Sense via Canadian House & Home)