Right now, I believe these impossible things:
1). I can successfully become a morning person.
2). Chocolate and/or a hot beverage cures temporary insanity.
3). Pigeons follow me (only me!) through the city and purposefully attempt to scare the living daylight out of me when they swoop two inches from my face.
4). My bed has a brain. A brain that knows to adjust my bed's comfort level to the highest possible standard on nights I get home late.
5). Wonderland exists.
6). I am normal.
T'was a long Monday, friends.
I like this a lot and would like to second #2.
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